Today is my big day! I’m finally going to do it! It’s been my dream ever since I was a child. Today, ladies and gentlemen, I’m becoming a thief. I’ve read dozens of handbooks, watched hours of videos, and even consulted experts about proper preparations. I must tell some weren’t very keen on offering their […]
Once upon a time there was a Pretty Little Girl. She was the most beautiful in the whole land. Not only did many people tell her so themselves but she also made sure that they didn’t dare tell her otherwise. One day she was walking past a still, mirror-like lake. She leaned over the surface to admire […]
– Hello, may I take your order? – Hello. I’d like an ɪksprɛsoʊ. – Oh, I’m afraid we don’t have that. – Okay then… I’d have… a kᴂp-jʊkinoʊ. – Neither that. – Hmm. How about a kɒfɪ leɪt? – I’m sorry. – Rɪsɔtoʊ? – We don’t serve food. – What about a Mᴂc-ʃɪatoʊ? – Come […]
It was two weeks before my son’s wedding when I found him looking like shit standing on our threshold. “Oh, Derek, ehm…come in. Come in,” I encouraged him. We sat down in the living room and Lauren made some tea. I gave her a hint to leave us alone – it’s a man’s talk. Without […]
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